AT4W: Superman + Quik Bunny

Linkara (as Quik Bunny): "Redundant statements won't be redundant! They'll be repetitive!" *beat* "Wait..."
Linkara: "The kids naturally think that this is insane, but the Quik Bunny won't have it."
Quik Bunny: "Just kids??! C'mon, we're the Quik Qlub-- we're the best!"
Linkara: "They're, like, ten years old!"
Quik Bunny: "Ronnie--you know everything there is to know about geography! You picked the perfect site for the Qlubhouse!"
Linkara: "How good at geography do you really have to be to say," *looks offscreen and points* "'Hey, how about that tree?'"
Quik Bunny: "And Patty--you're in the science club at school! Even I couldn't believe some of the stuff you whipped up for this place!"
Linkara: "Oh, I see, she's in the" *makes "air quote"* "'science club'. That explains why there's a huge-ass TV and technological crap all over the place!"
Quik Bunny: "Miguel--you know more about language and communication than anyone I know! You even wrote our Qlub Code!"
Linkara (as Quik Bunny): "Talking to Superman in Esperanto will clearly save the day!"
Quik Bunny: "Maureen--your knowledge about computers and how they work has made our Qlub what it is today!"
Linkara (as Maureen): *holding up a flash drive* "And so you see, you plug the flash drive into the USB port."
Linkara (as Quik Bunny): "Wow! That information was just vital for a club about a chocolate beverage."
Quik Bunny: "Each and every one of you has very special abilities and know-how that can aid others!"
Linkara: "So do regular rescue and aid workers! Why is child endangerment your first plan? Or maybe it's because he's evil. Seriously, look at that expression." *said expression does look rather evil, as his eyebrows look angry* "He's probably gonna go outside and laugh his rabbit ass off about this. So, how will the Quik Qlub get to Superman to help him with their grade school expertise? Why, the treehouse is a rocket-powered telecom... WHAAAAAAT?" *stammers* "I don't... What?!"

Maureen: "The Quik Qlub has now transformed itself into our own Quik Qopter!"
Linkara: "First of all, stop putting a Q in everything! Second, WHAT?! Third, what, what, WHAT?!?!"
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Linkara: "Getting away from that little bit of insanity, we see our villain of the piece, the Weather Wizard, thinking to himself about how he caused the flood. One wonders why he's on the ground instead of at a higher location so he doesn't, you know, drown at all. He spots Superman and thinks..."
Weather Wizard: *thinking* "My magic weather wand and I will show him who's in charge around here! 'Cause he should really get a charge from this spell I've cast!"
Linkara: *laughs sarcastically* "The pun isn't funny if you explain it! Mind you, it wasn't very funny to begin with, but still..."
Superman: "Whoa! That bolt of lightning just came out of nowhere! I'm in serious danger—and so is the city—unless I do something!"
Linkara: "In the time it took for you to say that, the lightning bolt has zapped you seven times."
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Linkara: "And here we come to what I was talking about earlier. It's possible that I'm wrong about this, but I believe the producers of the comic realized that the idea of Superman teaming up with the Quik Bunny didn't exactly make for a gripping story, even for kids, so at several points, they inserted activities for the kids to do. Earlier, it was the coloring book thing, but now we have a maze for the little ones to work out."
Text: "You can help by taking a pen or pencil and showing Superman the quickest route to the ocean surrounding Metropolis! Good luck!"
Linkara: "And if you're like me, you've already deduced the logical flaw in this setup. You see, the quickest route Superman can take is this:" *a red line is drawn through the maze from the start (a lightning bolt) in the upper-left corner to Superman in the lower-right corner* "a straight line from one corner to the other. After all, he's FLYING. Also, wouldn't it just be quicker to redirect it to a lightning rod or some other grounded object? I can't imagine a big city like Metropolis would lack them."
Text: "Did you help Superman successfully foil the Weather Wizard's electrical trap by forcing the lightning to explode in the Atlantic Ocean?"
Linkara: "If you didn't, then you have doomed many people to die!" *gives a thumbs-up* "Good job, kids!"
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Linkara: "Now begins Chapter 2. And yes, the story has chapters in it, which is so necessary in case you had to set it down and put a book marker in the 32-page comic book. Superman arrives at the U.S. Capitol."
Superman: *thinking* "Didn't take me long to get here! Sometimes it's pretty nice being super!"
Linkara (as Superman): "All it cost me was the destruction of my home world." *nods, then makes a sour face*
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Linkara: "The Quik Qlub arrives and realizes how much trouble they're in, what with there being a friggin' tornado and all."
Patty: "I read in a science book once that the safest spot to be in during a tornado is its eye!"
Linkara: "Nooooo, the safest place to be during a tornado is FAR AWAY FROM THE TORNADO!!!"
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Linkara: "Ah, onto Chapter 3. No need to worry about g-forces or aerodynamics, kids."
Miguel: "Ronnie, are you sure that's Egypt up ahead?"
Ronnie: "Positively! If I know anything, Miguel, it's my geography!"
Linkara (as Miguel): "Then why is there a big sign down there that says "Welcome to Greenland"?"